December 2010
65 posts
alittleb00minmybigtruck asked: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year sugarr (:
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Secret #42
I’m falling for you…
at the same time, I keep on thinking of past memorys.
Honestly though, you are one of the sweetest guys I have met. Stop stealing my heart away. Please.
Firetruck Game
Guy: Do you wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do you play?
Guy: I get to run my fingers (which represent the fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay, let's play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.
Secret #41
Truth is, every time I think of what we used to be I want to cry.
We act like we’ve always been “friends”, like nothing ever happened between us.
Yesterday was hard. It hurts a lot. You love her so you left me.
I thought I could handle this, but maybe I was wrong.
I just want to know one thing, did you ever truly like me or was it your plan to hurt me.
Was it for fun and...
Secret #40
I’m confused.
I don’t know what I want anymore.
I’m using you all.
I really do think I am a horrible person right now. :(
LOL
swallowingoxygen:
When a cute guy adds you on Facebook….
….When you see he has a girlfriend.
You go to her page, and she turns out to be ugly.
When you realize you can get the guy….CAUSE YOU’RE NOT UGLY
Debating on if you should stoop so low as to steal someone else’s boyfriend….
….THEN HE TALKS TO YOU FIRST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION!
(ex) girlfriend now hates...
